daphnetrodon:

sidneyia:

daphnetrodon:

you’re no Hamburger Helper


you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

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Jun/07/2018 • 107,695 notes • Reblog

throwbackblr:

So…..are we not going to talk about how Cinderella was  ready to kill a child with her glass slipper.

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Jun/07/2018 • 18,702 notes • Reblog

ravsy:

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill


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heroes’ feast

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Mirror image

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dissonant whispers

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counterspell

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Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

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magic missile

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@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

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Delayed Blast Fireball

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Polymorph Other

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Psychic Scream

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Astral Projection

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This is my fav post.

Jun/05/2018 • 197,308 notes • Reblog
violentmusebox said:
why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

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Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.

Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

Jan/20/2018 • 110,621 notes • Reblog
Dear non-Romani witches and/or pagans

scuffed-tarot:

You do not have an “inner g*psy.” Fuck off with that shit.

Jan/16/2018 • 2,167 notes • Reblog
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